Friday, April 18, 2008

Situational Compo Writing
By G*r*th L**
(full name shall remain undisclosed. As author is grossly under-aged.)



Jane was alone at a bus stop, waiting for a bus to take her home after school. She noticed a short, sinister looking dark man walking towards her. Her said, "Hello. I'm Mr Tan from your father's company and he told me to bring you home..." I stood rooted to the ground not sure whether to believe him or not. Suddenly, his smiley face changed into a nasty grin. "Wha ha ha ha ha! You're tricked!" and with that, he took out a dagger five inches long. He ran to me and put the dagger in front of my neck.

"I'm going to kill you if you don't be quiet!" It was Mas Selamat Binkastari. I could just peer at his right arm and a skull shaped tattoo was there. Suddenly, I heard a "Stop!" A policeman was holding a gun and a baton in his hand. "Oooo, somebody cares so much about you," Mas Selamat took out a gun and shot the policeman and plunged the dagger into the police's heart. Mas Selamat hacked away like a madman in a mental hospital. Then, he ran away from the bus stop.

However, there was still hope. When he was running on the road, a big police truck came after him. "Damn! I will need to run faster now!" But the truck was faster so it collided with Mas Selamat and he died.



THE END



AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!~!!!! (ROlls around the floor laughing!)

3 comments:

我是hu|yuan-*TOLIYAAA said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
this is funny!!!!
LOL!!!!!

Anonymous said...

LAUGH OUT LOUD ...!
it might be a simple composition..
but.. super funny !!
can laugh for days!

Anonymous said...

LAUGH OUT LOUD ...!
it might be a simple composition..
but.. super funny !!
can laugh for days!