New Addition to the Family

I received my advanced birthday present yesterday.

It's a gift from Carrie, My boss and
My dearest Ee and Un Ho. (I took the liberty of including you in since you are Husband. Haha.)

Can you guess what it is?

I call it my 'Barbie'.

But I won't want to dress it up, I like it looking all Raw and Naked.( sounds wrong.)

I can't keep my fingers off it.

My fingers dance and prance around whenever they come into contact with "Barbie".

And my ears have been greatly nourished by this new addition to the family...

My "Barbie" girl is a....

Nope, My "Barbie" isn't really chummy with Elmo...

"Barbie" sometimes needs a little waxing and cleaning up,
but no Sun-tanning lotion puhhh-lease...

No. My "Barbie" ain't slit-throat material...

Hmmm, yeah.
My "Barbie" might look something like this...

Make a guess!