Blue Man

"the only time wasted is when you think you're alone." - The blue man in '5 people you meet in heaven'

So true, I'm not alone.

People around me, everywhere. The trains are packed, 313 somerset is packed, Ion is packed, Orchard is packed, Junction 8 is packed, mediacorp wardrobe is packed.

屁啊 is so important...especially when you're neither here nor there, YET(:P).

We're social creatures not just because social feeds our needs or ego, but because social is a way of living. Just like how 屁啊 is so important in getting your way through deals and opportunities.

People who say they don't care for 屁啊 are lying.

Faye Wong may not have been much of a 屁啊 person, but she was lucky. I'm sure other people did the 屁啊-ing for her.

屁啊 is not a bad thing, although in the chinese character depiction i have adopted, it contains 屁, which stands for fart.

Even fart, is not a bad thing.

It may be smelly, but its a form of necessary release because keeping methane in could eventually lead to internal combustion (according to south park).

My point is, it isn't difficult to get people to smell your fart, and make them think its necessary and of a noble cause(and preferably mask it with something nice smelling so they'll not take whiffs, but instead great big gulps.)

it is most difficult to do 屁啊 and not go home thinking that you're own fart is one damn smelly release of gas, and feel ashamed of it.

That's why some people are just cut out for 屁啊 and some people aren't.

Some people are given the gift of confidence, of glib and of a filtered nose. They confidently believe that their fart smells great and hence are able to confidently 屁啊 in all occassions.

This gets them(and the released gases) to places they never would have gotten with just pure luck and hardwork.

In your heart, your sincerity weighs the weight of the entire universe, but when not released correctly as 屁啊, will only weight a minute fraction of the whole.

In your heart, your sincerity weighs the weight of an ant, but when released correctly as 屁啊, will weigh the weight of the entire universe.

That, is not a bad or evil thing. It is a skill.

Just like how engineers are able to make machines function, soccer players are able to make chasing a ball around a field seem noble, singers are able to make belting out notes their living.

Well, having released so much gas on this blog space, I don't really have a final point in this, I just wanted to put out some of the thoughts I conspired in a split second after witnessing somethings into words. Into something we can all think about perhaps?

屁啊 could really get your somewhere, but without 屁啊, life goes on. And if you feel better knowing you didn't release the gas on someone compared to if you did. Then that's that.

屁啊 is a choice of life.

so what is yours?

Take a fart today if you have to.
Or call me if you ever feel guilty about taking one... we're on the same page.


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